Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Porn Star confesses.... (Need I expose more?)

This is for above 18 only. So check your ID before you proceed. If you are 81, then read with caution too; pace makers not guaranteed....lol


"Mon Dieu! Je vais chier sur son visage..." Michelle screeched out her feeling as she was being pounded by the guy. Then the sound of the Director came above her moans.

"Cut! Cut!" The director of the porn flick stood up and adjust his trousers front. He walked towards Michelle who was still laying there panting with her legs spread open. The actor who was fragging her had walked off stage to get a rub down on his groaning muscles while an assistant place some balm on his schlong to keep it warm. They also do that in the Grand Prix but it was for the tyres they wrapped in it in a electrical warm blanket. Here a simple rub wit the balm would numbed those senses.

"Michelle, you are supposed to moan and not cursed in French." Andre Muhler; part German and Italian descent raised up his glasses to speak to the porn actress. He also knows some French words as he spent time there during his early studio days.

"But Andre, the man is a .....how you would put it; a sledge hammer. He pounds and pinned without finesse." Michelle complained while motioning to her assistant to place some lotion on her 'chatte' ( cunt ).

"Its ....very sore if he keeps at it. So I tell him if he goes on, I would 'Je vais chier sur son visage' ( I would shit on his face ). But I am sure he would not like the ....shit on him."

"Oui, Michelle. Thats' not in the script. You are supposed to said 'Suce moi et fais moi jouir' ( suck me and make me cum. )." Andre correct her speech but Michelle complained back.

"Va te faire enculer! ( Go and fuck yourself. ) He is a load of shit." Michelle was upset and since she is the star, she can afford to do so but Andre is not screwing to that shit.

"You do not do that. It would spoil my film and above all, he is Mike 'Sledge' Hammer. That's what his schlong does." Andre points out to the jutting tool that is now down on a retraction mode.

"Il doit le faire avec un cadavre...." ( He should do it with a cadaver. ) Michelle spoke out her mind and left the set leaving Andre without his sex starlet.

"C'est une blague ou quoi? ( Is this some kind of joke? ) Andre shouted out at the star but she ignored him. He threw the script onto the floor and went for the coffee machine.

I knew it all as I was standing at the side in my toga. I was supposed to be fucked up maid but now I am going for my opportunity.

I walked in to Mike and whisper to him. In normal times, you would had grabbed his weiner but on these sets, you don't do it. Instead you need to turned on more than sex appeal; I leaned over to him with my mamaries drooping downwards to his weiner and smooched him on the chin. I can tell assure you porn actors seen enough of mamaries to last beyond their sex life; but a smooch on the chin is a rarity. I know that applies to Mike as everyone have errogenous zones, and Mike's one right there under the chin. 

"Mike, I am sure I can play the part well. No weiner have ever wore me out yet." I am placing my musical box to be tune by the piano master. That is a risk of me walking like worn out rodeo buckler but heck a fucking chance to get being the a star in the main fuck.

"Sammy, I am not sure you can take it. My schlong can be large fit for you." Mike's concern was understandable. He's being in the industry longer than my three weeks sojourn into spreading cheeks but I am willing to inched it all in.

"Mike, I am sure with you guiding me; the fuck would be whoosh in the cunt. Don't worry on it, as I did a stint with Bent 'Jackson' Trunk. You heard of his reputation as the hardest trunk in town." I did a round with Jackson and he near gagged me on an asphyxiated orgasm. I don't know which was more fulfilling; the near death outcome or the multiple squirter I had to endure. Well, both left me smiling to kingdom come.

"You dunked it with Jackson? Wow! Audrey, not many of them could take him. He's got the length while I got the circumferences. We are a pair; one of depth and the other of width." Mike was fucking to my wishes. He held me up with his stong arms and smooched me on my lips. That's a rarity among porn stars; you never know where we been munching on.

Now that I got Mike onto the 'haystacks' as the saying goes, but now it was to convince Andre; after he is the one paying us for the screws here. And the haystacks.

"Audrey, you are not ready for that." Andre ruled me flat out. "Mike's a monster there. If he gets you on the twirl, I can assure you would need a new gasket soon."

Wow! The though of that reminded me of my old boyfriend when we first dunk it. He told me I got a leaking gasket that needed to removed. I knew then I was wet with sloshing away earnestly there, but a gasket. That was a real gag then, but I was in seventh heaven when he placed the pipe wrench into me. I was sure I let it all out; drenching him from tip to hilt. Jed did tell me, he felt like the river boat on the Mississippi pushing against the down current. I would had reply but he had then his wrench in my throat. I guess when he pushes my head to and fro, that means he understood my reply.

Back to Andre.

"Mr.Andre, all of us need a break in this industry. More so when I am you only starlet here now." The rest of the girls are in the SPA with Michelle for a cold cream session. Andre looked around and then at his watch. He still got an hour rental on the studio set and a film to complete. He gave me the head to toe stare and it was then I recalled my audition here.

I walked in and as a courtesy shook Andre's hand. He just completed a preview of the previous girls and i could tell he was nervous; his palms was all sticky gluey. I did come in shaded green for the role of "She-Hulk" and my adventures into sex was rather limited to the stash of Daddy's DVD in the drawers. My physical role play was with Jed my boyfriend then who taught me the difference from a mule, a donkey and an ass. I humped them all like on the DVD. Andre asked me on my experiences and I told him all my roles; I was Scarlet O'Hara once, Jane of Tarzan, and even once the Frontier Woman tied to a cherry tree. I done it all, and raised up more times on my skirt than my blouse. In the end, he told I was too naive for the industry. I turned my back to him and bend down to picked up my dress when he sparkled up. Andre told me to hold that pose. I knew I got him then, as that was how I garbled up Jed the first time. I drew the face of the donkey on my cheeks with the words "Ass' me". Like Jed, Andre did the same. Who wouldn't when you can twitch those muscles there to pout like budding roses.

Back to Andre.

"Okay, you got the role." Andre told me to get into position and called on Mike. The rest was history in the making. They never got my face on the screen, but I can assure you my ass cleared the screens of any doubt on my ability. I am now into my new role as Jane of Tarzan.

I am the main star now and that mean I can complained on the performance.

"Andre, please tell the chimp to do it right; its cunninglus and not flea picking at my pubic hair.....Ouch, there he go again."











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