Yesterday marked my accomplishment at Chapter 60 of the tale but its only at the marriage of Guinevere to Arthur.
Guinevere?
Yup, his wife or lover as everyone knew but hardly told in the tales associated with Arthur. Lancelot got more exposure than her but we did live in a 'manly' era then. In the following parts of the tale, I will be focusing on the ladies in Camelot.
Were there ladies?
Ye, some one had tell them of the ones wearing gowns and dresses ( with explicit description to them that even Paris will be envy Wales soon. ) instead of those tight leggings with the sausage lump in between. Besides Guinevere, there is the Pendragon ladies from Lady Igraine, Elaine, Morgause and Morgan Le Fay. The Lady in the Lake; Ninniane. The barmaid.....Pardon me, that is personal.
Did I drop over the edge somewhere in this tale?
No, I did not. Its still about Arthur but the ladies played a role in his life or his kingdom. It was not entirely a Man's world then or some of us will be bending over ( pardon the expression ). I felt the ladies side of the tale have to be told. Ain't nothing more fun than a horse ride in the morning. Who said it must be dusk to ride.
Holly Toledo! ( Just an expression here. Don't ride into Toledo for this. )
Yup, I read your mind. I never said my tales were PG13 or it should be AB31 which stands for Adult Beware and it applies to those above thirty years of lifetime here. This is the 'indepth' look into Arthur ala my view ( so hold the arrows in the quiver although there is a marriage described here. I ain't Cupid material. ). For those of you familiar with my tales, I tend to sizzle the contents of the tale at times ( qualified here for classification of erotic from porn ) over the fireplace with the toes curling ( at times muscle cramps may occurred. ) but it was all done with 'good' editing. Its a bit like preserving pickled cucumber; it gets better if immersed longer. Don't say I didn't caution you so for those who are not ready to look between the ..... ( drones flying low and drowning my voice ) please get guardian approval. It ain't Disney in the making or was it 'Dishy in the make'.
Till then, a word of thanks. Its nice to be back here telling tales. And the clicks on the page. It felt like .... I will keep judgement to my self for now. Incidentally, the words count was 110,000 words at Chapter 60.
Cheers and soon it will be Santa Claus dropping down the chimney. Be a good pal, let him come in the front door. Do you know how much laundry costs nowadays? And 'soot' counts extra. Last year the Pixies staged a protest with this banner; "Down the chimney again, and the chimney goes up into you."
Ouch! I am joining the Nature's Club. There are no laundries to be done there.
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