Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Folk Tales 2; Trial of Robin

Let us re-looked at the legend....

Trial of Robin  ....
It was a bleak day that morning when they led the criminal to be executed at the execution centre. It was bleak as the weather was cold and gloomy with heavy overcast skies. Even the surfaces were coated with a wet layer of moisture from the morning mist, and some areas of less than six inches above the ground level, we shall not speculate on its contents. On the side of the street, lined up like the bed of flowers found commonly in the country cottages are the common folks which makes the underprivileged crowd; they were all standing looking glum with their unwashed bodies and exposed barefooted limbs. Some wore feathered coverings which are now coated with mud. A mongrel was seen running up and down the street braking at the crowd, but unheeded by them for she was looking for her puppies lost in the standing crowd.
On the other end, there on the high platforms are the aristocrats looking splendid in their silky feathers and even languish themselves in the heavy splashes of colors and aroma. I know the smell at the town centre can be overbearing and today is no exception. Even the feline company was pampered with morsels of meat served by willing slaves who ran like mices.
But what called them to this place on this morning.
There are here not to rejoice at the coming of the flamboyant Sheriff or the selfish King of theirs, whose self proclaimation in place from the rightful throne person.
They are here to salute a bright young robin whose named was on everyone’s lips.
Soon the doomed convict arrived and the name of his given by his fame was called louder.
‘Robin! Robin! We love ya!’
Now that is a good cheer for a convict who robbed from the rich and fed the poor. If not for the selfish act of this convict, the common population would not had tasted the full grained wheat in their mouth. They would had just stopped their recipe at the ground produce or leftover unwashed wheats. If not for the  unselfish act of the convict, the rats would had taken their fill from the crowd and scrawny vultures would picked their bones for marrows.
It was in the trial, the words of the defence attorney rang with utmost clarity and meaning that touched even the goose who was tending to its flock; ‘Robin was no thief, for the acts are for the common folks. Robin took the things from the rich without their permission but Robin did it out of true compassion and love for the fulfilment of the common folks. Tell me, among all of you creatures who sits on the platform; did you ever performed such noble acts before? Or is it below your rank to served the common folks? They did not despiced you of your rank, they asked is your recognition of theirs in your salvation. You needed them to filled your tables with food and yet you scorned them for the fact they needed to fed to bring the food on your table’.
Even the attorney who represented Robin never saw the deadly blow that came. And now Robin is to be executed for the deeds, which the ruling one said so in the delivery of the execution; ‘Noble are your cause, but the deed was foul in deliverance, so hence the punishment is to be deserving of it.’ No plea was recorded of Robin except of two syllable; ‘chirp chirp’ as Robin Hood has its head wrung by the Lion and devoured.
( Such is the rule of the jungle, you are at the mercy of the higher echelons of the animal ranks. )

Monday, August 15, 2011

Folk Tales 1: Hare and the Turtle

One day out in the wildness, there was a hare who will race with any creature he can meet. His ambition in life is to win the races, and he was never defeated. So one day he met a turtle trudging down the path walking ever slow that even the ants overtook him. So the hare hopped up to the turtle and said; ‘hello, do I know you from somewhere?’
‘Excuse me, for one I dinna know who you are, and number two, that is the worst pickup line I ever heard. And lastly, I am a MALE, and you ain’t ma type.’ That was one bad tude’ turtle; can’t blame him, as he just spend three weeks walking to his mate’s home, and she just left for vacation last week. So you know how irrate he is when the postman was also another ‘hare’ in the brown suit.
‘Anyway, howdy. I am called ‘Harry’ the Hare. I am the fastest hare in the wilderness.’ Now that mighty nice of Harry to introduced himself.
‘Okay, I apologies. The last creature I wanted to meet was another hare, but I am pleased to meet you, Harry. My name is Today, as everyday for me is still today. At my speed of life anyway.’
‘Ain’t that funny, my nickname is Yesterday, because by the time you realised I am gone, its already one day gone’ replied the Harry.
‘I wished so too....’ mumbled Today the Turtle.
‘You said something.... Nevermind, I wished to win this race with you. So shall we start?’ Now by the time Harry completes his statement; he had the starting line drawn, the audience lined up at the sides, and the Armadillo to start off the race.
‘I don’t jump into a race on the first meeting, but I will try carry out your wish.’ That was what Today said, but incidentally, he crossed the starting line so the race was on. Harry the hare went speeding off while Today is still trying to move his hind legs to the starting race. Eventually, Harry came to a big tree and stopped to rest. He can see the finish line just over yonder but on looking back, he can’t see Today the Turtle. So Harry decided to rest and eventually he slept. Now all this time, Today the Turtle is still at the starting line; okay he made it pass the line and is now on the track. So he turned to the audience and said; ‘you guys may want to go home. I may take a long time to finish the race.’ But one creature named the Fox came out,.
‘Today, we wished you will win, for that we make you win this race.’ So before even Today can replied to that, he found himself hoisted onto the fox’s back and he was carried off. But due to the weight of the turtle, some other creatures helped too, including some ants. ( the chicropacter office was overloaded that week ), but they finally got Today at the finish line. Meanwhile, Harry woke up and saw Today at the finish line. He ran his last strength, and as he was about to cross the finish line; he fell and broke his hind legs. Now Today the Turtle saw him fall, so he turned to faced his opponent. He slowly pushed the hare across the finish line, much to the dismay of the audience.
‘Why?’ asked the Fox from the First Aid stretcher.
‘Well, he needed the win more than myself. He even broke his legs to make it here. So I assisted him in this wish. As for you all, I assisted all of you to cheat at the race, as that was you wished to do. To me, all I wished for was to go home and I am nearer now. So we all got our wishes.
Just as mine, for you to read my tale. Thank you.

MALE TALES Issue 1.072; Sound the alarm

I am concerned on this.... and it does not mean I am marrying another one; can;t afford that too, but this is distressing.....males are more than females in the population....

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.072.pdf

I must take care not to defeat my worthy female opponent in the next game of chess, or she may just send her five possible suitors on me for revenge.... more like using me as the chesternut in the game of knocks... talk about unfair advantage....

Sunday, August 14, 2011

MALE TALES Issue 1.071; Parenthood pain

Ever wonder how your parents feel when you are in pain.... before you answer me, asked them.

I knew mine, and many a times when I was a parent too, I wished I knew earlier what the pain does.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.071.pdf

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

MALE TALES Issue 1.069; Men never listen

Actually we do....sometimes.... but there is this adventurous nature in us that still dwells in us since young....

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.069.pdf

Tally Ho....

Sunday, August 7, 2011

MALE TALES Issue 1.068; 4D...

No, I am not referring to the gambling game of 4 Digits Draw..... but the movie entertainment latest fad...

Read my thoughts...

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.068.pdf

When you do finish the tale, please offer me a good chicropacter ( Male please . )

To my new reader from France...

Bienvenue sur mon blog, et peut vous avez apprécié la lecture de mes histoires, et ne revenir. Vous ne pouvez jamais dire ce que je peut faire par la suite .... hahaha ...

Merci beau comp.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

MALE TALES Issue 1.067; Cheap Thrill

There was a time when the best news to read was the one's who gives you cheap thrill.... and we had one those days called New Thrill. It lasted for a few years and soon faded as the thrill went to other media....

But here's to Cheap Thrill as we called it then.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.067.pdf

Monday, August 1, 2011

MALE TALES Issue 1.065; In joy and pain

When we took the vow to be together, we also pledge to share a lot of things, including our life events.

Just like a budding rose tree, it will grow beautiful flowers with care and love from the tender care of the gardener, but one day, it will wither and dropped its petals. But given care and love, it will grow more flowers. But there are times, it may need more than water, its needed some added nutrition.

Some of us see the flower but not the tree which grew it. Some of us see the only the growing days and shun from the withering days. Like the above, we forget when we planted the seed for this tree, we are committed to it in joy and pain. Just as its beautify the garden, we need to care for it when it cannot.

I give you my experience in the pledge of joy and pain.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.065.pdf

Heroes Return VI: Book One London Chapter 11

  11.   Nayland discarded his coolie disguise and was back at his regular drinking stop, nursing the stout he was served. It was like an...