Tweet....tweet....4/1/2018....Pardon the missing weeks

Firstly my apologies for being away. I was unwell, and took a longer break than expected. I am still recovering and will soon be writing once more.

Meantime, here's to 2018 and a better year to come.

For my delayed start to the year, I hereby leave you some jokes below:

Its called Lessons on Life.

A pair of robbers took their heist on a bank in downtown. They gave them staff and guests there some management lessons not taught in learning institution.

First: Don't move or risk your life. The money belongs to the Bank but your life is yours. Lose the later and no one will pay you.
Lesson: This is called Changing the Conventional Way of Thinking.

Second:When a lady there posed herself seductively, the attentive robber approached her and told this; we are here for the money and not you. So stop tempting me to rape you.
Lesson: Be focus and act professionally. Do you what you are trained for. With enough money, you can have the ladies be more professional in their services.

Third: Soon after the robbery. the robbers who was college educated queried the partner who was older and lack the college degree on the amount they stole. The older one looked at the bags of money and then replied: don't be hasty. The Bank will soon advise us how much we took by the evening news.
Lesson: don;t waste your time on trivial works. Other will do it for you. That came with experience which is more than you could learn in school.

Fourth: At the Bank, the Manager was to report the amount of money lost. He added in fifty million to the lost amount which he had embezzled earlier.
Lesson: This is called Work to your benefit. Don't bang your head against the wall most times. Secure opportunities when chanced on.

Fifth: When the robbers heard the amount they took was substantial to what they actually had, they were upset. They risked their lives for the money but the bigger chunk was taken by the Manager by deceit.
Lesson; Its not all in the books the things you can learn but its what the book cannot teach you, you learned from the outside the book.

What does the above tells you on life lessons?
Its all in the way we think but stay focused to work on the important tasks to reap the benefits and not hold a narrow vision in your mind.

Till I fully recover, take care and have a nicer time here.

Cheers