MALE TALES Issue 1.057; Do it...

In our journey of life, we aspire sometimes to do something, but due to factors beyond us, we get diverted or made to hold the line. I had two major aspiration which never was attempted, so I advocate to the young ones; never hold back; speak it out and if can do it. You will never know where you end up, but you tried. Like me now, I am writing to you in the blog which is something I want to do for a long time but there was no little availabel medium then. But now there is.  Read my thoughts but banished them not.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.057.pdf

MALE TALES Issue 1.056 ; words...

As a writer, we all relied on the words to express our thoughts. I found one which caught my thoughts in 1982. I shared with you those words.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.056.pdf

May we never have to dream like them.

MALE TALES Issue 1.055; My fav love songs...

This is a personal dedication to my wife whose birthday on the 21st June 2011 for once missed by me, and had to be reminded by the kids. So here is my tale... and to 22 years of bliss and happiness.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.055.pdf

Happy belated Birthday, darling...

MALE TALES Issue 1.054; Am I a racist?

The recent news about genocide and racial intimidation, struck off a dialogue among some of us. So to correct the 'racist' term, I did some research, and here is my result.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.054.pdf

I know who I am now. Do you?

To a new friend from Ecuador

Para mi amigo de Ecuador. Bienvenido y que visita con regularidad. Aplausos

Or in English

To my friend from Ecuador. Welcome and do visit regularly. Cheers.

1000th Mark Reached..

Ladies ang Gentlemen,

I salute you all; thank you for making the number to 1000th clicks. To friends from US of A, UK, Germany , France, Russia, Ukraine, Singapore, Indonesia, Brunei, New Zealand and Australia plus the home country, Malaysia.  And also lately from Ecuador.

Let us look at life in the 'fun like' perspective. After all, its a one way ticket, and we must enjoy the trip when here.

Yes, my new release will be out soon. I just completed two parts of it.

Cheers

MALE TALES Issue 1.053; Snore....zzzz

More jokes on the above. All because its normal to everyone to snore, unless its  medically proven to be deadly. So please continue the chorus.....

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.053.pdf

A welcome to my Ukranian's friends

Хороший день для вас, від моїх друзів з України. Ласкаво просимо на блог про кумедні речей у житті, і для тих, хто зростав.

or in English, pardon me if the translation is wrong ( i used Google translator. )

Good day to you, from my friends from the Ukraine. Welcome to the blog on funny things in life,and for those who are growing up.

1000th mark soon....

As we near the hit mark of the 1000th, I anoucing the launch of a new story.... soon to come.
Cheers to all. And I have yet to get direct comments.

MALE TALES Issue 1.052; Bullies...

Every kid may go through it..., and mum and dad may tell them to do this and that; but they themselves were in the same shoes as their kid then; they were lost as what to do. Sometimes they take the issue on themselves or subvert themselves to it. Me? I was raised in the streets so I had my way, and it did not mean an exchange of  fists; its called survival instinct. You do not react to a reaction; you create another reaction for them to reason out their action. I guess I won some battles.

So kids, fear not.

 http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.052.pdf

Till then, you can still my name etched on the bed side at Bed 5 Floor 3 Casualty Ward unless they re-varnish it..

Untold Migrant Tales 03: Part IV

'Never trust a chineseman who operates a coffeeshop. You never know what he may do to your tea'

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Untold%20III%20-%20Part%201V.pdf

Footnote: This final tale took me about 2 months to complete. I hope you enjoyed it. Anyone wants to get the facts 'right'; do so next year at the Memorial Day.

RIP my heroes.

Cheers

Untold Migrant Tales 03: Part III

Ouch that may hurt more...

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Untold%20III%20-%20Part%20111.pdf

Untold Migrant Tales 03: Part II

Some tales are not what I appear to be

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Untold%20III%20-%20Part%2011.pdf

Untold Migrant Tales 03: Part 1

This is the final story in the trilogy.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Untold%20III%20-%20Part%201.pdf

You will find more twist than the Texas Twister here. I bear no claims to the development of the story; only its writing.

MALE TALES Issue 1.051; Electricity

Its spiked as always.... how we wished we had alternatives.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.051.pdf

Maybe one day...

MALE TALES Issue 1.050; Silver Edition

I just hit the dunk mark of 50th edition. So here goes to a special issue of a special topic rarely spoken in the family.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.050.pdf

In the the lyrics of a popular songs; those were the days..... my love. Now, I sit in front of the screen and view the would be results. ( last line was edited by me, )

Cheers......

To my German friends

Guten Morgen, meine Freunde.
Ich hoffte, Sie genießen den Blog, wie ich. Lassen Sie mich von Ideen kennen, damit es mehr Spaß.
Prost

or in English

Good Morning, my friends.
I hoped you enjoyed the blogs as I do. Have a nice day. Let me know of any ideas to make it more fun.
Cheers

( I use Google Translator, so pardon me of any grammar mistake. )

MALE TALES Issue 1.049; Ghosts

Perish will most of us in 2012 as predicted in my earlier Tale. Let us assume we did; you know 'died' or 'kaput in breath' or 'rollover' or 'pulped' as in Tarantino movies.

So do we become ghosts? Or get in queue for another round of rebirth as I mentioned before.

Narry that thought. I will tell you what I think of ghosts. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.049.pdf

Sorry, chaps. its the influence of 'Deathly Hallows' and '2012'. Or maybe I watch too much movies. Before that, whoever took my garland of garlics and wooden stakes, please return to me. I need it to complete my potion of love. Or she will take a pint of my blood.

MALE TALES Issue 1.048; 2012 again

I just got a email from a pal that said we will perish in 2012; like what I said in MT 1.004. So I added more to it, in this issue with the fact if we do not 'perish', these are my exact thoughts.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19627880/Male%20Tales%201.048.pdf