Sunday, November 12, 2017

The Opera House Chapter 7&8

7.
“Monsieur Debieme, you have to see this.” The carpenter called from the doorway of the kitchen cum dining area. The owner then was indulging in his salad of lecture and tomato with the slices of roast beef hidden beneath it. He sighed and placed down his fork before he stood up.

Hmar kelb tfou (Annoying iidot)…” Debeninne cursed at his carpenter in Moroccan language when he was posted there serving in the Legionnaire.

“I heard that Monsieur. I have a Moroccan mother although my father is German, hence my life in French.”

 “Aha! Then you are truly a man with the continent as your birth state. Shall we proceed to your local work concern now since the continent is at peace now?”

 The two men took to the stairs to climb down the levels and soon they reached what was considered the lowest level. It was a scene of upright pillars lined in rows to form the foundation and crisscrossed beams to strengthen them from collapsing among each other. There were also the walkways to passage through the pillars for the House was situated over what may be termed as a layer of water. And the place stank of the most vile smell that could rival brimstones.

“Be careful, Monsieur. Some of the planks are …should I placed it weak from the rotting. You should follow my steps for I am lighter in the frame.” Debeninne was told and his reply was a silent muttering of obscenities that would place a Moroccan to cover his own ears.

“We are now at the area where I want you to see.” The carpenter pointed to the darkened corner at the side. “We found what may be termed a place of stay.”

It was indeed a place which someone had stayed for a while. There was a make shift room with the sides but no ceiling for the floor above was sufficient to form one. The place was laden with discards of the House from torn curtains to chairs that were thrown out when unsafe to seat on. There were also bones of discarded foods where the rodents have come to share on. What baffled him more were the pages of old lyrics which were probably scrimmaged from the waste bins.

“What is this place? It’s more worse than a battlefront pit…..Bertouche.(F***ing place)”

“Alas, a poor man dwelling, Monsieur. We have seen these at the …how will may I better described it….the pits of Hades. Yes, there do nahwik(f**k)” The carpenter mocked in his native language.

“Clean it up, man. I shall not have a colony here with them too.” Debennine hollered out.

“Si, Monsieur but that will cost you extra?” The carpenter was more calculative than the Eqyptian traders that he once dealt with the excavated treasures from the sands.

“So be it. Twice but not more if the works takes more than …three days.” The owner took his leave. That was his first account with the existent of the Phantom.

“So the Phantom is not …a phantom?” Comte de Chagny voiced out. “Viola! The mystery is solved.”

“You are mistaken, Comte. It was the start of the mystery.” Debeninne continued on. “The carpenter was rescued from the levels two days later raving of madness and succumbed to high fever before he died. His only mutterings was he saw the devil.”

“What the devil?” Comte de Chagny was distressed by that statement. “The devil does not exist….not in Paris. He …
“This is Paris but beneath the surface, we know Hades exists. The Phantom does exist. Let me continue.” Debeninne continued on. “I employed men of statute to check the place. I knew some good men from the Moroccan days. There were five of them and they went in. There were shots fired and after three days, they came out and cursed at me that I send them to a place which only a devil could survive but they found no signs of it. Only shadows and rodents by the plenty. No more money will get them to go back in again.”

“I saw their faces. They were scared. These are men who had fought in the war of the sands and looted the graves. If they are afraid, then I am scared. I sealed the doorway there and three others with my instructions that the doors were not to be opened. From then, there was some peace but the noise came back. The phantom had returned with vengeance and wrath was the fury of the devil brought from Hades to our world. Things go missing and the stagehands were scared to work alone more so in the late night. Corridors were lighted with gas lights and wooden stakes placed at the corners.”

“Yes, I heard or shall I say I read of it. It was like three years ago when the papers picked up the news.” Comte de Chagny recalled.

“Yes, the stagehand with vengeance for his removal by myself then had spread the news to some papers but we denied it all. We told them of the new plays which we were planning and setting the atmosphere for it. It worked then for we had full house for the subsequent plays.”

“Faust was it? The play with Devil. I was there for two successive nights.” Comte de Chagny laughed. “I have my christening cross hung over my chest beneath the tunic.”

“Yes, it worked but we were cautious. We had the extra guards and the priests in the premises then. It quelled the stagehands from fright and surprisingly the phantom did not appear then. Not for some months. It became quiet then and everything was normal. We dismissed the guards and the priests. We learned to smile but then the phantom soon returned. It did not retaliate like before. It began with the music from the piano when there was no one there or the creaking of the planks when there was no one walking on it.”

“But you went on.” Comte de Chagny remarked back.

“Yes, I did. No, we did. It was a profitable venture but the House was deserted in the late nights. The ones who stayed will remained in their rooms and only come out at morning after daybreak.” It was then Debeninne turned to Coligny. “Speak you, imbecile. You were there.”

“I would but your telling was so … entertaining.” Coligny turned to the Comte. “We are no more the owners so vis a vis. It’s not our issue any more.”

“Who are the new owners then?” Comte de Chagny asked.

“Armand c and Firmin Richard.” Coligny replied. “One rich chap and the other crafty bastard. The French was the later.”




8.
“Firmin, if Sherlock was here he would had said Elementary, my dear Watson. Your investment was most qualified.” Armand Moncharmin; businessman and business adviser to the rich English man with more business sense in trading than operating Opera Houses but let that be said, even man can do wonders that was once perceived only by the other sex.

“I won’t know, Armand. This is not the usual bids I am comfortable with but I trust your judgement.” The English man besides being mad to walk in the hot sun with the equally mad canine companion then sniffled at his nose. He was not too familiar with the stale air of the huge auditorium hall compared to the smoke hogged air of London.

“Yes, I am sound with our idea…I meant your investment in here.” Armand stepped aside and then with his loud voice bellowed out the praise for the new owners of which he held a marginal amount. His portion of the payout for the venture.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the new owners, the indomitable Armand Moncharmin and Firmin Richard.: The Frenchman made the introduction to the empty hall except for the dancers who were seated at the third row there. The dozen hands clapped and cheered at the odd couple there. They were odd for one was tall in his tailor made tweed three piece and top hat, while the other equally magnificent in the mass sewn suit from the sweat shops.

“Indomitable? I doubt I am anywhere there.” Firmin Richard taken in by the grand introduction then did then a bow. He looked at the partner of his; that one was truly indomitable for the man dressed like a man of the street and yet he held several estates from the scrupulous dealings. The Englishman trusted the other with the investments for her had not lost in any to date despite the murmurings of his lover then back in London.

‘Tell me, Armand. I heard tales of the …”

“Phantom? Oui, there is one here. He stands before us and viola, he may appear when we least expect him but of late, I hear he is out dining with Marie at the Lourve.” The Frenchman broke out in a loud laughter. “Surely you heard of the Kinnity Castle in Ireland or the Loch Ness in the Highlands. Fables and myths, my dear friend. You have been listening too long from Trevor.”

The Frenchman knew Trevor; the bed mate of the Englishman who does not know that Man was to bed Woman and not one other unless its ménage a trois. Armand disliked the man for he could never compete for Firmin to that bended level which why he took the Englishman off the London to Paris.

“Trevor had told me such tales, and it concerns me…”

 “Mon dieu! I thought all Trevor does was moan but the man does not speak. Its wonder how he does that..”

“Please, Armand. Your words on Trevor are not…”

“Oui, Monsieur, I am sorry. We are rivals for your …love.” Armand laughed. Then he sobered up and spoke in a business like voice. “The Phantom was a publicity stunt to promote their plays then. I think it was Faust. There was the demon named Mephistopheles.”

It was then the sound of something falling in the back stage. Both the new owners were taken affright of it but the appearance of Madame Giry assured them.

“Sorry, I dropped the box I was carrying.” The Madame approached the two men and then placed the box down. “You must be the new owners. I am Madame …”

“Madame Giry. I know you.” Firmin offered his handshake. “I heard of you from Trevor. He used to be a dancer too. Ballet was his forte. You were once the dancing Stork.”

“Oui, my nose was prominent.” Madame Giry reached to touch her nose.  “I am honoured to be remembered.”

“It’s my honour to meet you.” Firmin smiled. “You have been here for some time. Tell me of the Phantom.”

“A figment of imagination. I stayed here with my daughter. If there is a Phantom, then I could be the one. After all I could dance like one.” They all laughed and then the Madame excused herself to attend to her dancers.

“Are you sure we made a good investment here?” Firmin asked. “It’s not come cargoes of cocoa or tea which I can sell the next hour. Here I have to wait the daily intake to see it meet my expectations.”

“Oui, we will. I have plans to bring in the best to do the opening of the new Paris Opera House. I have contacted the Queen of Soprano, Carlotta Madeline Dupre to do the first play here; Carmen.”

“Carment? You are mad. I thought I was mad to be here. I thought we were playing Faust is the devil’s play. And who is Carlotta… My knowledge of the Opera is negligible.”

“Mon dieu! She is the Queen among them all. Do you know how difficult to get her? She is the prima Madonna of the Madonna.” Armand had his fingers placed on his lips to raise a kiss.

“And you paid her well from my money to get her?” Firmin glared at the Frenchman.

“Oui, he was suggested by Trevor. I was just trying to get both of you together.” There was a spat before Firmin left London and it showed in the man the pain. One must considered pain as a factor when the bed is without its warmth.
“And you believed him? When have you ever done that?” Firmin then was in anger.

“My dear friend, have I disappointed you?” Armand took on the firm stand. “I care for you and your …investment. If you recalled the India shipment, it was me who saved you the loss. I love you too but not like Trevor. He filled your love where I can’t but your pain with him hurts me too. I did it because it could bring all of us together. And make more money.”

“Armand, you are incorrigible.” Firmin smiled.

“My mother said so but she used a different word.” Armand smiled. After all, a smile cost nothing.


It was then the pianist tapped the keyboard to play the tune of Carmen and the lovely voice soon followed.
HABANERA - Carmen's aria from Carmen

Quand je vous aimerai?                                                          When will I love you? 
Ma foi, je ne sais pas,                                                               Good lord, I don't know,
Peut-être jamais, peut-être demain.                                      Maybe never,  maybe tomorrow.
Mais pas aujourd'hui,  c'est certain.                                    But not today, that's certain.


L'amour est un oiseau rebelle                                                Love is a rebellious bird
Que nul ne peut apprivoiser,                                                  That nothing can tame,
Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle,                                    And it is simply in vain to call it
S'il lui convient de refuser.                                                     If it is convient for it to refuse.
Rien n'y fait, menace ou prière,                                             Nothing will work, threat or pleading,
L'un parle bien, l'autre se tait;                                              One speaks,  the other stays quiet;
Et c'est l'autre que je préfère                                                  And it's the other that I prefer
Il n'a rien dit;  mais il me plaît.                                              He said nothing;  but he pleases me.
L'amour!  L'amour!  L'amour!  L'amour!                              Love!  Love!  Love!  Love!

L'amour est enfant de Bohême,                                              Love is the child of the Bohemian,
Il n'a jamais, jamais connu de loi,                                                             It has never, never known any law,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime,                                                 If you don't love me, I love you,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!                                              If  I love you, keep guard of yourself!
Si tu ne m'aime pas,                                                                  If you don't love me,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime!                                                If you don't love me, I love you!
Mais, si je t'aime,                                                                      But, if I love you,

 “No, your voice needs to be more …affectionate. It’s love we are singing here. Try again.” The pianist told the young soprano. “Or you will miss your dance lessons soon.”

Firmin was transfixed by the voice that sang then. It was wonderful to his ears although he was not an avid opera goer but music was a universal sound. It transcend into people’s moods.

“I will telegraph, Trevor to join us in the opening.” Firmin walked away leaving Armand standing there with heavy thoughts.

“I guess Cousin Leon have to be told. He can also stop his training with the wooden beer keg plug.” Armand then followed the English man while the lady sang these lines.

L'oiseau que tu croyais surprendre                                       The bird you thought to surprise
Battit de  l'aile et s'envola;                                                      Bat its wing and flew away;


Sunday, November 5, 2017

Tweet ....tweet... 5th Nov 2017 ....for those of us who needed a laugh, perhaps a saucy one...

Lessons learned from life not mentioned in the Kama Sutra....

Before I begin, ladies, please pardon me for the passages but I am only the conveyor of the message. So don't barred me....

We, the community and holder of the organ named the PENIS have to raise this notable observations. In the wiser words of one; 'its elementary but due to the clouding event then our attention was diverted'.

Here I come.....

1. Success is when pregnancy is the result of the number of fucks you did but no one took note of the counts.

2. Before sex, you help to disrobe each other but after sex, you dressed by yourself. Its meant to signify that no one helps you after you are fucked.

3. Life is like a dick; sometimes it gets hard for no reason. More so when its younger.

4. When your lover gets pregnant, almost everyone will pat her tummy and say congrats but no one reached your's to say well done. I guess it does in our life, hard works never gets appreciated but only the success goes to your boss.

5.A practical thought  came to mind when it comes to our arousal. Our sight was to make the lady wet but some may sigh. I knows in the science books they don;t showed us hard. Talking about hard, the sight of the other was to make us hard but don;t extend it to our life; its already hard for us to maintain it forever.

6. Talking about tough life, most times our Blood Pressure remain elevated. I guess it came from noticing the 'B's' in the ladies itenary; B for Blouse, B for Bra, B for Bikini, B for Boobs and then when we go downwards, it was P for Petticoat, P for panty, P for pussy and P for 'Pull it in'. No wonder our BP goes up always.

7. Talking about ladies desire, they offered you one side of their boob and then they want you move onto the next. Its alike to 'Bite One and get the other FREE' ...oops I meant Buy One and get the other free.

Okay, time for you to burrow myself into my concrete bunker. Its snug and warm perhaps a little damp. Oops,watch you movements, you may slip....out.

Cheers

The OPERA HOUSE Part 5& 6

5.

“Have anyone seen my brother, Raoul de Chagny?” The elderly sibling, Comte Phillipe de Chagny turned on his seat at the Box Eight which he had reserved to watch the play featuring Le Nozze di Figaro (The Marriage of Figaro.). It was a rare play then in Paris and he had booked the box weeks ago. He brought along the beautiful lady named Nicole Durpin. He had not seen the show but the reviews of it from his Venice friends drove him there to see it but not his teenager brother whose inclination was still snow balls and fine art. The younger Viscomte fancied himself a re-born Impressionist then. The Comte turned to his aide.

“Find the brat.”

The one who was missing was actually at the dressing room behind the curtain there doing what was then called a curiosity. He stood still there while the dancers went about their change of clothing. For a fourteen year old and pampered with his life then then, he was also like other growing kids. He sniggered while his sight was fixated on the ladies before him but someone should have told him that that was not the manor he lived in where the more matured maids had condone his act as they had with the other male servants.

Le bois est de retour, mais il n'y a pas d'écorce pour son pichet.” (The woody is back but there is no bark for his pecker.) That was the maid talking then but the dancers were not that considerate.

“You will leave this place now and stayed away….forever.” The red headed dancer from Lyon snapped at the departing young lad despite her body was covered with only a corset and the pantaloons for pants. The other dancers in various undressed conditions laughed at the departing lad.

Laughter for the young lad was his accolade for attention. He lacked attention in the Manor and worse his servants as they were named were servitude to his requests with none dares to refuse him.

“Raoul, there you are.” The aide assigned to find him called out to the lad near the rear exit. “Your brother called for you.”

Raoul looked pathetically at the man who was thrice his age. He strolled back to the aide and held out his right hand.

“Take me back.” Raoul told the aide. That was the hard part to surrender to your fate then came the easy part.

“Raoul, you are up to your own antics and I am tired of it. I am putting you into the net box and there you will remain for the rest of the show.” Raoul took his punishment and then began his next hobby. He carries with him a flat bag which contained his drawing pad and pencil. The drawing he was to do was the image of a girl he saw in the dressing room. He finished the sketch when the curtains came down. He looked at it and smiled.

“You are pretty.” Raoul muttered out and then he folded the drawing to place it into his bag. It was not be the last drawing but numerous of her in many postures. He came back to watch her in other plays, and there she was dancing with the other eleven ladies but to him, she was the enchanted one.

His sudden change for the opera scene did not evade the attention of the older brother.

“Raoul, we need to talk.” Phillipe stepped up to his brother who was painting by the pond at the estate outside of Paris. He then looked at the painting. It was a lady standing at the pond with the water immersed to her knees. She had her arms above her like in a dance.

“Why did you draw her in the water?” Phillipe asked.

“Because she can’t really dance.” Raoul replied. “She is good and many others in the same group too but they all lacked some important moves to be perfect. It’s like a painting. You can get the work out but you can’t see the mistakes you make for not everyone sees beneath the paint strokes unless you are an expert.”

‘And you are one now? What is your age, Raoul? You are not …”

“Don’t belittle me, Phillipe. I am not ….stupid. I may be young…or younger but I know my painting. If you recall I foresee the limp in Raphael.”

“That was a horse.” Phillipe snapped out. He was upset that the prized runner he paid turned out bad before it could be turned out at the races.

“No, brother. He was Raphael. I spoke to him. He showed me his leg.”

“You were seven then.” It was the age when Phillipe had to send his brother to study in the boarding school for he was uncontrollable at home. He has been study there and only returned the year before to take a year off his studies before he joined the military college. It was the family tradition to serve as an officer of the French Dragoon.

“Perhaps you are right. To you Raphael is a horse but to me, Raphael is a friend.” Raoul replied and then continued with his painting. The brother of the artist gave up and walked back to the Manor. Raoul turned to look at his departing brother and then himself took off in the opposite direction.

“I thought you won’t come.” Raoul looked to the girl lady that was two years older than him. They were in the park at Paris facing the monstrous Grand Opera House.

“I was caught up in the … works. Here I want to show you a painting.” Raoul then pulled the still wet painting to show the lady.

“I am standing in the water.” The lady replied.

“No you are coming out of the water. I have not finished the painting.” Raoul explained. “It’s to show your form emerging from the water the like the swan.”

“Oh, I love it.” The lady replied.

“Then would you love me back?” Raoul asked with his stare fixated on the lady’s face. The lady smiled with a blush expression.

“We are still young, Raoul. Give it some more years and I may just…say yes.” The lady was named Christine.




6.
Comte Phillipe de Chagny looked at the two gentlemen he had invited to his Manor for the meet there. It was not that he does not get visitors of sort being one of the notable bachelors in Paris and also a wealthy one too. His Manor resides in a huge estate that encompassed three ponds and hunting lodge that was about two miles away when he retired to hunt his hare and pheasants. Or to have a private moment with the lady then of his choice which were few although he could have induced.

“Comte de Chagny, I can assure you the investment in the Opera House is viable.” The man who spoke was Monsieur Coligny. He had seen the Comte at the plays and came over to offer some invites which was his initial intention until he diverted the issue.

“I am sure it’s a fine investment. How long have you invested there?” The Comte was not naïve to the investment talks and reversed the order of discussion.

“Yes, it’s good. It’s our fifth year anniversary next week.” Coligny smiled. “We are fortunate.”

“And fortunate enough to make money out of it.” The voice belonged to Monsieur Debienne. 

“The invites are to share our joy with you. We are hosting Carmen for the week of our anniversary.”

The Comte shifted in his seat to face the other who had earlier excuse to go for the restroom but the bread crumbs did not trailed to the restroom. He then decided the guests have taken their allocated time. He decided to ask on a rumour.

“I heard the Opera House is …how could I put it….” The Comte was snapped off.

“The Phantom menace? Mon dieu! Surely you are not to be taken in by those rumours.” Debienne laughed it out. “I myself came across the talks and dismissed it.”

“The House is old and with age the structure may groan and moan at times. We are holding half full house for three nights on weekdays and one full house on the weekends.” Coligny added in. “We have been repairing the place ever since we bought it.”

“Do you know that the House sits over a labyrinth of sewage tunnel and within it, there are hidden partitions and walkway. It was not listed in the House design plans but the nobles then have always been careful even when it’s secret rendezvous.”

All three men laughed at the last line. It was also a relief point for the conversation and soon the owners left. That was five years ago and they have returned to say their farewell.

“Comte, we have been here for so many occasions that I lost count.” Debienne was served his chocolate éclair then by the Manor’s pastry baker. “As mentioned by my partner, we are leaving soon for the other continent by cruise.”

“So the House is finally sold.” Comte de Chagny smiled at the two gentlemen who had confided with him. “So when did you sign the agreement?”

“Last night. We also have our final meal there.” Debienne laughed out. “Our last supper but there was only two of us. Judas was not there.”

“No, Madame Giry was there. She could be the reincarnate of the Judas. Did Judas have a wife? Maybe she was the one.” Coligny added in. He disliked the lady for her stern manners but she was one good coach at the dancing. Anyway she was paid much less than others in the same role. Although she held accommodations there. He could go on but he reckoned when he signed the House away, he signed off the bad tenants too.

That included the assumed Phantom.

“If he did, would he had asked for his silver coins?” Comte de Chagny cut in and regretted his words. “I was …”

“No, Comte. You are not to be …I mean the Phantom menace still prevailed. Last month, I have the Costume Department told me that they lost another costume. It was a velvet dark cloak with the high lapels that cover the side of the face. It was to be used for a new play on some blood sucking vampire.” Coligny assured the Comte. “I had the assistant fired though. My last tyrant move.”

“This tyrant whose sole name blisters our tongues was once thought honest.” Debienne quoted from Shakespeare then. “My partner was then before the business ate into his flesh.”

Debienne then imitated the charade of man eating cannibal gnawing at the bone.

“Stop that, Debienne. I am not the only one who fired the staff. You fired the cashier…”

“She was taking the money. I found proof of it.” Debienne blasted back.”You did not on the assistant. You just didn’t like him. You turn him out without his dues. Have you no more humanity in there?”

“Gentlemen, please control your emotions.” Comte de Chagny cut in. He had known these two men for nearly a decade and then almost sworn as a third partner in their venture. Debienne was the first to apologise and then grabbed the coat to leave but the Comeye stopped him.

“Debieme, please don’t be hasty. You are soon to leave for a new …..life. So don’t spoil it with this.”

“Debieme, don’t be a child. I offered my apology.” Coligny stood up to offer his handshake but the later rejected it. He walked to the door and then stopped. His shoulder slumped and then he spoke.

“It’s the Phantom. I should have told the new owners.” Debieme finally admitted his frustration. “I cannot find him if he was for real or an imaginative prank of the staff. It has been there for years.”

“Debieme, you are not responsible for the …. menace. You are not to be blame.” Coligny consoled his partner. The hug from the back and the lean of the head could be foretelling but it could be years of friendship. Debieme in the front rubbed at the tears from his cheeks.

“Gentlemen, both of you are …free. Enjoy that. Not everyone have that in their life.” Comte tried to find the words to comfort them.\ but Debieme needed to release his woes.

“I will tell you about the Phantom.”


Soon I will be back.....

 I have been penning away for the last weeks, slowly; I had to put aside my other concerns to go here. But as was once mentioned to me, all ...